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The Two Kingdoms

Last night, because I felt like doing something fun and special for miss paper and I was like

Let me tell you a story ~

so the story began.

(the characters in this story are based on mine and hers. I wrote this very much on a whim on YIM, and had very little thought process in between so pardon if its a bit choppy. I only edited it for obvious misspells lol. And yes its a lameo bed story. 8D -teehee- <3)


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once upon a time their was a lonely prince =v= ..who ruled over an empty kingdom. all his subjects had left him because the crops had died, and they didn't like their prince king because he only locked himself in his tower to fiddle with his magic, and books. he didn't care that the people were suffering so they left.

one day the princess from the neighboring kingdom noticed the flood up people coming into their land which was starting to become a problem. she wondered where they came from so she asked and they said they left because their prince had one eye on his books, and another on his left hand, the one he would use to perform magic. the girl was appalled, then decided to take a trip to the other side of the mountain where this prince lived

she had a friend or two come along with her. their was a wild cave troll locked within the prisons that knew his way in through the woods. so she released him on the grounds that he wouldn't eat her, and just lead her down the safest path. the cave troll had a colorful vocabulary, giving her the finger before she twisted his arm behind him, then forced him into the ground face first. he then agreed to go with her.

the next fellow was a failed experiment, a cross between a dog and a man, though he was treated as a type of watch guard at the tower =w= ...the princess asked for his help in case they encountered trouble. the dog man fondled her butt, then agreed to happily with a wagging tail before she slammed her fist into his gut then stormed off with the cave troll who spat a 'fuckin' pervert' before they left

the princess argued with the cave troll along the way, claiming they got lost just a few hours after traveling in. "I'VE SEEN THIS STUMP BEFORE," she yelled at the troll.

He kicked the stump then gritted his teeth, snapping, "ALL THESE STUMPS LOOK THE SAME YOU DAMN STUPID GIRL!!!" They kept bickering over this type of nonsense, as the dog man wagged his tail with a happy smile following after them.

"If you two don't stop fighting before the sun goes down, then the gate between the mountains will close, and we'll be stuck to face the perilous dark of the woods ~" The two of them froze, stealing glances at each other before they grunted and swore to a mini truce in an attempt to hurry to the gate.

Her eyes always glanced up frantically watching the sun move in the sky. If it wasn't the impending threat of monsters that kept her going, it was that she wanted to stay out of the darkness. .The sun was near towards the horizon, though they reached a dead end where a new form of earth had blocked the regular path the cave troll knew off. He spat angrily, kicking the bolder, as he shouted, "GOD DAMNIT!! WE'RE SO FUCKIN' CLOSE-THE SUN IS SETTING!!" His eyes widened in a panic, pouting towards the sun through the split in the mountain.

They can see it beginning to sink into the Other side. "What do we do?! " cried the princess as she flailed her arms helplessly. The dog man, who remained perfectly nonchalant and calm, hummed a cheery tune then glanced over his shoulder.

There was a fairy watching them, coy and a bit small looking, but not petite hand size. She hid behind the tree instantly, once she caught the flirtatious man's gaze. He grinned, as the two in front of them began to bicker in a flustered panic. "Hello there ~" said the dog man politely, making his way towards the trees. She hesitated, panicking again as she shrank back a bit more into the tree, trying to merge her body into it by just hugging it tighter. His eyebrows raised, as he laughed, then asked her softly, "What are you doing out here little fairy?"

The fairy hesitated, blinking up at the dog man before she gaped as if she remembered something. She caused him to take a step back, as she asked him quickly, "Are you three trying to get to the Other side?!" Tilting his head, the dog man let his tail continue to wag back and forth, like a 2nd nod of agreement. "Yes we are," he answered with a sweet smile, "But I'm afraid were blocked." His eyebrows raised. "The sun is setting little fairy. You must. ...." He let his voice trail off, watching the fairy race up to the two, then to the boulder.

Both the princess and the cave troll almost fell over each other from the little girl's abrupt appearance, though they watched as she performed an intricate spell. She was summoning the earth within the stone to break into sand to let these people pass, and so. The boulder broke, allowing for a quick entrance into the gate. The three travelers were amazed by the fairies abilities. The princess thanked her kindheartedly, suggesting she should come with them, though the cave troll grunted, "NOT to spoil this touchin' moment or anythin-BUT MOVE YOUR FUCKIN ASS!"

And so, after a bit of griping from the princess, the four travelers made their way through the long pass, barely making it through as the gate shut . Upon walking through the path to the Other side, it gave a feeling of faded darkness into the light of the morning. The princess thought it was enjoyable, being a light time person, though felt a bit exhausted from their journey to walk to continue onto the castle, so she sat on a fallen log and rubbed her feet. Everyone, but the princess who was too busy rubbing at her callouses, gawked at the sight of the Other side kingdom. It was barren, a wasteland of white and cold gray air. Besides the few frees scattering the mountain size around them, their was nothing to see but just the castle itself and the ruins of the villages beside it.

---(just now lol. day 2)


They gaped in horror, and disbelief at how tragic, and lifeless this world was in the hands of a self-absorbed, and heartless ruler. The fairy, who was overcome with grief by the lack of life within this world, clung to the dog man then wept softly. He didn't seem to mind at all, curling up a smile as he stroked the girl's back.

"Man this place is a dump," grunted the cave troll flatly, as the princess looked up to see what he was talking about.

Her eyes widened, jolting up right with bare feet. The princess cried, "Where is everything?! Why is there just one stupid lonely castle in the middle of this place-"

"WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK-?!" snapped the Cave troll impatiently shooting her a hard look, "Now if your done rubbing the blisters on your 'dainty' feet then lets go, damnit."

The princess ignored the cave troll's impatience and obvious lack of courtesy, watching her three companions press onwards down the empty path. She felt her eyes dim towards the empty horizon, before the princess skid down the path then followed after her friends.

Although their was nothing left to be seen in this world but white sand, and dust, they still had to walk through this 'desert' in order to reach the castle. The sun was relentless on their backs, even for morning. They had no food, no sleep, and only a little bit of water left, however the princess had stolen the last bit before the cave troll can finish it all (In the end, she laughed and gave it back to him after he sulked and swore at her).

The fairy couldn't take the heat, falling onto the ground.

She gasped that she couldn't take the lack of life, and that it was causing her powers to be drained from her. The dog man tried to help her up, but as he raised the girl to her feet, he raised his eyebrows in disturbed bewilderment. Her skin was brittle, and dry, cracking like dead leaves as he rubbed his thumb against her skin. She whimpered in pain, feeling a part of her skin flutter off into the hot wind of the desert.

"Princess," began the dog man quietly, giving her a stern look, "This fairy maiden needs to return to our kingdom. She can not stay here in this world or she'll die. ."

The cave troll snorted, pressing forward as he waved a hand in the air carelessly, "So, she knew this from the beginning not to cross over with us. Let her walk back on her own, we can't waste time."


Frowning, the dog man looked down at the fairy then asked her quietly if she wanted to attempt to continue on with them, or if she would like for him to escort her back to the gate, and wait for it to open at sunset since their was a bit of life left remaining near the gates. It could manage to spare her enough time.

"No," replied the fairy with a bit of a sniffle, as she hobbled on forward, "I'll ..keep going. The troll is right. I wanted to come and help." The dog man watched her carefully, trailing behind her only a foot away in case she fell over again with his tail hinting on a small wag.

The princess tried to reason with the fairy as they walked forward, but the fairy would hear none of it. Her mind was already set.

They had only made it forward a bit before, the fairy began to struggle with her walking. The gates to the castle was now less than a quarter of a mile away, however as the dog man caught her before she fell over again, he called to the princess and the cave troll from afar, "She needs to go back! I will take her-go quickly!" He raised the girl into his arms, being very careful not to squeeze her so that she would break, adding before he left, "I smell a troublesome creature lurking in the courtyard! Be on your guard!" With a friendly wave, the dog man hurriedly raced back into the long desert to take the fairy back to the gate.

"A trouble some creature.. ?" repeated the princess underneath her breathe, glancing at the troll who in turn did the same, "What's he talking about?"

His eyes rolled, casually pressing onwards for the next quarter mile with his arms folded behind his head. "Ta hell if I know-I ain't no damn blood hound," grunted the cave troll flatly, as she rolled her eyes at his scowling then followed behind him.

Once they reached gate after a short time, she gripped her hand at her sheath. The princess eyes darted anxiously around her, though the cave troll didn't seem at all threatened. She hissed, withdrawing her thin blade then glared her eyes into the dark of the castle courtyard.

The castle courtyard, despite the outside being completely void of all life, was flourishing with shrubbery, elegant flowers on drooping vines, and twisted trees bunched into the other. Their was a cobble stone path at one point in time, however it had all been destroyed by the roots of the trees.

"Damn nature," complained the cave troll in a low grumble, as the princess stepped forward and sliced her way through the foliage.

She spat, wiping her brow for a moment before letting out a long weary sigh. "Its really thick," remarked the princess tiredly, leaning her forehead against a thick trunk, "Ugh... and I thought we were so close too..This is just going to take forward to muck through-"

A voice echoed through the heavy dark, "Oh...Visitors~ Gracious, and wonderfully attractive visitors! You've come to entertain me finally!"

The princess automatically went into offense mode, taking a stance, as the cave troll just glanced around. "Who the hell.. ?" he mumbled quietly.

"COME OUT AND FIGHT ME!" She demanded loudly, pointing a finger into the dense branches above, "I know your up there!! C'mon I can take you!!"

"Really you will?" came a desperate and sudden whine from behind her, as the princess, AND the cave troll snapped their heads behind them quickly. Though their anxiety soon turned into...

The cave trolls eyes squinted, and twitched half falling over, as the princess dropped the tip of her sword to the ground with a thunk.

A beautiful, and well dressed cat man with soft feline ears and a Siamese kitty curled peaceful on his shoulders purring. He was petting the cat, as he slowly unraveled him from around his shoulders then placed him comfortably into the curve of a branch. "There you are Junie~" he hummed softly, before shifting his catty gaze to the princess, then pouncing on her desperately body clinging.

The cave troll stared blankly.

Half falling over for the sudden thrust and weight of a heavy man, the princess leaned her back against a tree. "AHHHH-G..GET OFF MEEE YOUR FAT AND .." she cried frantically, before the feline man rubbed his face into the princess hair lovingly.

"Pleaaaaaaasee save me from this placeeee..." whimpered the feline man in a quiet pleading tone, as he slowly pulled from her with tears in the corner of his dazzling eyes, "I hate it here-the prince is so cruel and makes me sleep in the corner of his room and he always forgets to feed me-I hate it, and I hate him. " His lips curled upwards, trailing his fingers up the side of her face. "Besides.. I think I'd like you more. You'll take care of my yes? Will you? Please? Pleaaaseee??"

Her heart lurched, a sucker for cute things and anything begging for help with tears in its eyes. She sighed, petting the cat man's head. "Okay okay.." she mumbled with a bit of flush on her face, "We'll take you back to our kingdom." Her finger raised quickly, stopping the feline's man sudden burst of joy and his wide grin as she added, "But you must first lead us through this place and take us to your prince."

The cave troll stood beside the princess, then eyed the feline man. "You sure this pale skinny twig thing can handle it out there, princess?" he asked lamely, raising an eyebrow, "Doesn't seem like he'll last 10 minutes outside his little 'jungle'."

"I take care of myself fine thank you," pouted the feline man biting the inside of his cheek as he glared at the cave troll, who turned away with a 'Tch'. Returning his attention to the princess, the feline nodded excitedly, taking a hold of her hand. "But..If you pinky promise me that you will take me than I'll lead you there~ OH-and you need to let me sleep with you every night."

There was a long awkward silence from the feline's man last suggestion, as she grumbled with an eye roll, "I promise, but not for the last one." Although the princess lacked a sense of direction in the foliage, she took a step over a thick root and kept walking through, as the feline man cried that's not what he meant (<- he lies lol), and that she was going the wrong way.


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c: I'll be posting more to the story only at night. I hope you enjoyed somewhat. =w= -plzdon'tlaughatmysappinesslol xD -

C.I.

LOL since were all not on at the same time to use that mofo chat room.

Lets do it here BC


Milly is going away -point- But she'll try and respond as much as she can. O3O Kittyn, we can keep going, and I think Ryuji and her will be like gone off on their own for a while. Unless like Idk something else happens xD

O3O so the kopoco and the sages are going to capture toshi and obilith

they'll be like out for a while so the other's we can rp faster xD

i forgot where slumber comes in. D:


BI hrmmm..should we rearrange the RP a bit because milly is leaving? I dun wanna lol like. I want Milly to be apart of the main group once Kakkoii is out of his coma -snort-

white or wheat bread?

well? :I


...

I prefer honey oat bread :'D

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